{"product_id":"getting-older-mans-wine-glass-funny-face-pottery-short-stemmed-goblet-red","title":"Getting Older Man's Wine Glass | Funny Face Handmade Pottery Short-stemmed Goblet | Red","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake happy hour - any any hour - a little more hilarious with an Ug Chug Goblet! Use it for wine, water, or whatever drink you prefer, but just make sure you're ready for a good laugh. Handmade from stoneware pottery, this piece features a short stem and a goofy face. It makes a fun gift or memorable addition to your own table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSIZE \/ CAPACITY: 4.5\" tall and 3.5\" wide; holds about 8-10 ounces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGLAZE COLOR: Food Safe Blue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMEET YOUR GLASS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRather than having a midlife crisis, Ronnie decided to face his advancing years with a sense of humor. Sure, he can no longer eat a fast food cheeseburger and side of chili fries without searing stomach pain, and yeah, he sometimes wakes up several times a night contemplating how much money he might save by refinancing his house, and ok, he's reached the point where there seem to be more broken appliances in his home than functioning ones, but Ronnie takes it all in stride and keeps on grinning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn addition to his optimism, Ronnie is also an excellent beverage holder. Whatever your drink of choice, he's got you covered. Made from cone 10 stoneware, Ronnie is as durable as he is unique. He was first thrown on the pottery wheel, and then his features were made and added by hand. He's an Ug Chug, so he's stamped and dated. As with most wine glasses, he is not recommended for use in the dishwasher or microwave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRonnie is ready to ship and is carefully packaged and shipped in a sturdy shipping box. Our packaging materials include packing paper and plenty of bubble wrap. His personality description and care instructions are included in his packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nelson Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47543495164091,"sku":null,"price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0349\/3981\/files\/20260312_105709.jpg?v=1773414644","url":"https:\/\/ugchug.com\/products\/getting-older-mans-wine-glass-funny-face-pottery-short-stemmed-goblet-red","provider":"Nelson Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}